There have been many bogus conspiracy theories regarding the 2020 election. Some people claim that poll workers threw ballots into a river, that Dominion Voting Systems changed ballots from Trump to Biden, that tens of thousands of dead people voted, and many other outlandish theories. The two wildest theories are that in Italy the election was rigged to favor Joe Biden by using satellites and military technology to remotely switch votes from Trump to Biden. The other laughable conspiracy theory is that 40,000 ballots in Arizona came from East Asia. The auditing firm, Cyber Ninjas, analyzed the ballots for bamboo because many Asian countries use bamboo in their paper processing. No bamboo was found.

The truth is that the 2020 election was rigged in favor of Biden by “Extraterrestrials”. The reason they wanted Trump to lose is obvious: They were deathly afraid of Trump’s Space Force.

With the mid-term elections looming, so, too, does the threat from these very “Extraterrestrials”. We can be sure that they are crowded around their white boards on their UFOs putting the finishing touches on their evil plans to intervene in another planet’s politics.

UFOs, you scoff? Indeed, since 1947 there have been thousands of UFO sightings around the world. Not only have ordinary citizens seen UFOs, but commercial and military pilots have also observed them. US military pilots have even locked on to these UFOs before they disappeared at unheard of speeds. Most of these sightings have been explained as weather balloons, experimental military aircraft, space debris falling to Earth, optical illusions, hoaxes and many other explanations. However, there are some sightings with no explanation at all.

Telescopes have allowed astronomers to estimate that there are about one hundred billion stars in our galaxy, the Milky Way, and that there are about two trillion galaxies in the observable universe. There are about ten times more stars in the universe than there are cups of water in all the oceans on Earth. Also, there are at least as many planets as stars. If there is only one planet with intelligent life in each galaxy, that would mean there are two trillion planets with intelligent life.

Any “beings” that can travel from one star system to another are hundreds, thousands, or even millions of years ahead of us technologically, and could easily hack into our primitive computer systems and change the vote.

However, we can do something to ensure fair and accurate elections in the future. First, all completed ballots will be hand counted with a Democrat and Republican working together to count the same ballots. Counting by hand might take a week to complete. Second, every voter and poll worker will be required to wear an aluminum or tin foil hat to protect their brain from mind control, mind reading, electromagnetic fields and radio waves used by the “Extraterrestrials”

Most people know that I am right, and if we all speak confidently, convincingly and long enough, others will believe us, and finally learn the truth: “Extraterrestrials” were responsible for the “real steal.” Spread the word.

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