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What the pope is thinking

By David Jasper - Hollis | Jan 26, 2020

As the spokesman for the high command in the military, I’d like to make an interesting observation about one of the more than 10,000 minds read by the military.

The pope at the Vatican does not believe in the first century Christian muthology that Jesus Christ is in some magical way partly the son of God. I think this comes under the realm of Immaculate Conception.

Pope Francis knows that the innovative Jesus Christ came to us in the usual way – that is by sexual intercourse, by in this case, two consenting adults.

Now, I know that the people who believe in Noah’s Ark and miracles like the parting of the Red Sea believe that Jesus Christ was a Godsent and part of God, but you don’t have to be some kind of out there scientist to believe that sexual intercourse resulted in the birth of Jesus Christ.

I feel that the hundreds of Catholic priests who sexually abused young altar boys forgave themselves in the name of Jesus Christ.

Idolizing Jesus Christ is a waste of time. In churches, parishioners should be praying to God, the Creator of all the synchronized beauty of the university, specially on earth.

Priests forgiving wife beaters and murderers in the name of Christ often give an offender a clear conscience to gravely sin again.

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