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This was Trump’s real secret plan all along

By Staff | Oct 21, 2016

Pity poor "Saint Donald," assaulted on all sides by a vicious international "conspiracy" of "false smears" to malign his good name. Thankfully, with the grace of the Messiah, he will "take all of these slings and arrows, gladly" for us, his wretched underlings, the little people, even the unattractive "pigs" and "losers."

We, the benighted taxpaying populace, thought that his documented record of selfishness and greed, his stiffing of contractors, bankrupting companies, firing and abusing employees, serial lying and adultery, and legal actions against all who would oppose him was a reflection of his business practices and personal ethics.

It turns out, "believe me," that it was part of his subtly nuanced "secret plan" to oppose the work of "the devil," who will "lie, lie, lie," who is seeking to "destroy everything about you," and who is part of a "whole sinister deal" to "plot the destruction of U.S. sovereignty."

How fortunate we are to have as a candidate such an exemplary and selfless man, imbued with the spirit of public service, who can "always figure things out" for the rest of us.

Richard Scott

Nashua

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