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By Tony Harrison - Nashua | Feb 24, 2019

Five score years ago, Professor Charles Beard taught us that polling was an unreliable indicator of the mood of the country, yet today so many continue to listen to their well-worn Ouija boards.

“Hillary, you’ve been cheated twice!” the aggrieved planchettes whisper!

Three score years ago, JFK stood in a snowy Nashua and announced his candidacy for the presidency. Today, not one democratic candidate that prances around Nashua can answer JFK’s question! Not one! The NHIOP and The Telegraph steadfastly refuse to ask that simple, timeless egg-breaking question. Why is that?

Today, we have clowns eating eggs and each other, while espousing notions that defy all engineering and scientific principles – they seemingly believe John Galt’s electro-static GND motor is waiting in a battleground state to be discovered (again).

Pundits and journalist near and far believe: If we talk to 600 people in New Hampshire, with an estimated population of 1.3 million, with a voting age population of slightly less than 1 million and with 75 percent (743,117 cast ballots) of eligible state voters actually participating, in the 2016 presidential election, they can tell us what WE THE PEOPLE think TODAY.

Without irony, NHIOP calls 600 people and 99 respondents are Unsure/Won’t Vote – while the math-illiterate Giggle Girls at The Telegraph chortle that three people over half thinks Trump sucks – while the NIOP’s press release is deafeningly silent that one of six respondents gave their Seekers of Truth a resounding “Sod Off ——, I’m eating dinner!”

The staffs of NHIOP and The Telegraph are as comical as those they write about.

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