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Thanks, Mazie Hirono

By John Watkins - Hudson | Dec 9, 2018

When I first registered to vote, the registrar asked me if I was a Democrat or a Republican. Heck, I was a naive teenager, so I asked what’s the difference? She told me I had to figure that out myself. Unable to decide, she registered me as an “undeclared.” All these years of wondering. Well, thanks to Sen. Mazie Hirono, I now know why I’m not a Democrat, heck I’m just not smart enough.

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