Swamp creatures unite

It must be really hard to drain the old swamp when you’re the biggest creature in that swamp.

Not to worry. Trump has drained the swamp … by giving the swamp creatures positions in the White House.

Michael Cohen, Trump’s fixer, pleaded guilty to eight crimes and implicated Trump himself. On the same day, Trump’s campaign manager, Paul Manafort, was found guilty on eight counts in the Mueller investigation and had a mistrial on 10 others.

His cabinet is the most disgraced in history. Trump sure picks great people to help him drain the swamp.

But that’s not all. The first two sitting members of Congress to support Trump have now both been indicted. Reminds me of the old kids retort: it takes one to know one.

Trump has my vote: “Swamp Creator of the Year.”